FC77 Rangers 0 vs. Rose & Thistle 5

The British are coming!
The British are coming!
And coming...and coming...and coming.

It has always been a tough go against the club, Rose & Thistle. Fair weather greeted the two sides at Lents Park #2 and a robust initial twenty minutes yielded a competitive match. The English threw everything at the Rangers except Hessian mercenaries, with fast attacks down both sides, the middle, and the corners.

The 'Gers back line--consisting frequently, but not exclusively, of Kyle Gunsul, Dave Hayden, Jim Seaton, and Brian Bauman--chased down countless give and gos, long ball feeds, and Route 1 dashes toward Steve Berg's goal and even caught the home team with the offsides trap, too. However, R&T were able to get a few goals at regular intervals during the course of the match and ultimately claim victory. The Rangers had their best efforts from the corners, but were unlucky to find the net

Considering that our last match-up in June of 2006 was a 10-1 loss after 70 minutes in 100+ degree temperatures, the squad showed remarkable improvement and, of course, never gave up.

That's about it for the match, so to fill up the remainder of the summary, please enjoy this delightful Word Jumble!

1. The best men's 0-30 Division 3 team in Portland:
E N S G R A R
Note: If you can't figure this out, please stop now.

2. The greatest football club in the world:
R T C M N A S E H E T N E U D I

3. Not the greatest football club in the world:
A E L C S H E

4. We can never have enough of these on the sidelines:
T T S S E S U U B I T

5. What we'd really love to see more of on the sidelines:
C T A S P O E S R T

6. If you can't make it to a match, what should you do?
L E M I A E S N A

Now take the bold letters to answer the following question:
What should you and your entire family do on Wednesday nights?
(The answer is not, "Watch 'Lost'".)