"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that." - Bill Shankly

Friday, April 17, 2009

Week 2 Roundup... or Not

Sadly the GPSD are were keeping us in suspense over this week’s results, but as of 6PM this evening your dedicated reporter can finally confirm the official results:

Wolfhounds FC 1 - 5 FC 77 Rangers
Blitz 3 - 4 Cha Cha Cha
Green Dragons 3 - 1 No Subs

Unconfirmed reports blamed difficulties integrating the league’s reporting structure with new transfer methods.

When contacted for comment regarding the delays in reporting, a GPSD official speaking on the condition of anonymity blamed “unanticipated delivery obstacles”. The official later confirmed the, ahem, “pipes are now clear”.

While we eagerly await the results, I invite you to learn the basic steps of the Cha-cha-cha. Ranger’s striker James (“I Like to Move It-Move It”) McConnachie claims these Latin hip movements provide perfect practice for dancing around opposing goalkeepers.

You can judge for yourselves this weekend.

Edited to include results.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there really a team named CHA-CHA-CHA? I will be really annoyed if we do not beat said team.
-Ronaldo