"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that." - Bill Shankly

Monday, June 13, 2011

Due to Technical Difficulties...

...match summaries for Match Days #3, #4, #5, and #6 were not available. Specifically, technically we did not win, ergo, I found it difficult to write about them. But for the sake of future generations--or perhaps aliens from another planet who may seek out our planet as a source of natural resources or slave labor--who may peruse the electronic archives to learn more about what people did for recreation in 2011--or try to learn more about the species they have abducted en masse and thrown to work in their tyrannium ore mines--I humbly offer this abbreviated synopsis of the ill-fated matches against Hawks, Symmetry, Controlled Chaos, and FC PFA. Actually, it is just scores, scorers, and dates...'cause that is all I remember. Well, that and smelling like seagull shit after one of the matches.

Whatevs.

Match Day Three
FC77 Rangers 1 : 3 Hawks
Seriously?! Friggin' Hawks?!
(Gullung)
Sunday, 17 April, 2011
Devereaux Field, Vancouver, Washington

Match Day Four
FC77 Rangers 2 : 4 Symmetry
(Gullung, Radigan)
Sunday, 1 May, 2011
Rob Strasser Field, Portland, Oregon

Match Day Five
FC77 Rangers 1 : 2 Controlled Chaos
(Radigan)
Rob Strasser Field, Portland, Oregon

Match Day Six
FC77 Rangers 1 : 4 FC PFA
(Radigan)
Rob Strasser Field, Portland, Oregon

Match Day Seven
FC77 Rangers v KMA
Rescheduled to July 10th
Hey, at least we didn't lose!

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